Who needs the thrills and chills of Halloween when a real Horror Show (Election Day) is looming right around the corner?**
Courtesy Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis
** Especially when we’re facing a choice between a candidate who, when he’s not being inconsistent and incoherent (on issues like abortion), tells us what he’s going to do—which scares the bejesus out of me; and another candidate who has perfected the art of vagueness on every issue (except abortion)—which inspires all the “joy” of a field of screams amusement park ride. Three cheers for Pig in “Pearls Before Swine” who doesn’t think he can risk watching this nightmarish presidential campaign anymore!
Oh, and Happy Halloween!
Notablog 